Join the Dark Side!

Changing weather, ex-gfs bugging you, stupid tourists bugging you, you won't gain weight, you get deceived without deceivers, betrayed without betrayers, beauty dies of beauty, love of love, the mirror waits for your face... and now not even Yahoo works! Join the dark side of Google talk and enter the disciple of the best arts of the internet! Take Yahoo's place on my side young Netwalker! Mwouhhahah...